Riker's Words

Riker: "The alligator snapped my booty, and I ran up a tree. Then he ate my poop."

Mitchell: "Are you allowed to say that word?"

R: "But the alligator ate my poop, Dad. On a skateboard."

This is why I love that boy :)

Funny Words from Riker

Me and Mitchell were telling Riker we were going to tie him to the roof of the car from Wal-Mart to home (I know we're wonderful parents). Our conversation goes as follows:

Mitchell: We're going to tie you to the roof of the car!
Riker: No! Why?
Me: Cause you're ungrateful. (I really don't feel this way promise.)
Riker: No! You're a grape pole!
Me: What?
Riker: No, I'm just kidding you're an apple, Mommy.

This kid cracks me up!

Funny Words from Riker

We're in the mall and Riker asks to ride one of those stroller/buggy things. You know, the ones that are 5 bucks to rent?

Riker: Mommy, can I ride that?
Me: No, Riker it's a rip off.
Riker: Oh, can I ride the rip off?